Senior editor of Move-Over.org, Mike Sharq, reports that Mother and Father Nature are deeply concerned over the US government subsidized bio-fuels program. In his recent interview with the “First Couple” of natural order, Sharq reports that Mother reiterated her 1971 warning not to fool with her about margarine and butter or anything else that upsets the intended natural order. She further stated her worries over tortilla prices, “South of the Border” and the impact that those higher prices may have on provisioning “Illegal Americans” in their journey North.

Father Nature, the less well known of the pair, railed against granting power to “Revenuers” for the expressed purpose of “Denaturing” alcohol. “This is a real insult to our family name.” Father also stated that he has growing concerns, like Mother, over the fooling with the markets and what that Tom Foolery might do to the pricing of “Natural Order Products.” “You know Mother and I like to get a buzz on, every once in a while, and do what comes naturally. If the price of our favorite jug of libidinal lubricant, Wild Turkey, goes up too high, well, you can bet that I will take action.”

 
We’ve coined a new phrase - LAFFING AMERICANS

LAFFING is sort of an acronym:

Liberty And Freedom First In Government.

You don’t have to be a Libertarian, a Republican, or a Democrat to be a Laffing American. You just have to have the intellect to understand the “Conservative Principal” of full and unfettered freedom and liberty as defined in the Constitution.

You cannot be a Progressive, a Socialist, or a Communist and be a Laffing American. On the issue of freedom and liberty, you can’t be a moderate either. Being a moderate is like being a cafeteria Catholic or being a little bit pregnant. Moderate, to us, at MOVE-OVER.org, means accepting not being able to display a plaque of the Ten Commandments, in your county courthouse, as a minor inconvenient passing thing.

There is another thing that we have observed about Laffing Americans. The corners of their mouths turn up; maybe like they know how to laugh. Compare Laffer’s countenance to those on the “Left” who seem to, through their scowl, be screeching, yelling, or demanding that the sky is falling, warming, or in need of a government program to survive.

We want Sean, Neal, Rush, Mike, Bill, Mark, Dennis, Michael, Hugh, and all of the other “natural laffing laffers” to get on board with this term.

Write them and tell them to keep Laffing.

Mike Sharq

MOVE-OVER.org

 

A panel at the National Education Association has convinced the NFL to forgo keeping score in Super Bowl XLI.

Since there is no longer a $12.00 ticket (Super Bowl I), no tailgate parties within a mile of the stadium, no parking, at the stadium, unless you pay 5 times the price of a Super Bowl One ticket, and no lady’s purses measuring more than 8-1/2” X 11” being permitted in the stadium, the NFL and the Super Bowl Host Committee decided, what the heck, let’s kill one more tradition and GO SCORELESS.

The NEA pointed out that “going scoreless” will demonstrate the truly progressive idea that non-outcome based athletic competition, as NEA proposes for all schools, can work in the NFL as well. In addition, the Bear’s and Colt’s head coaches are under enough stress, being black and all. So the elimination of there having to be a winner and a loser will just let them “enjoy the game.”

One other change for the festivities has been announced. The National Anthem will be sung at the end of the game instead of the beginning and the last line of the first stanza will be sung as follows: O’er the land of the almost free and the home of the near brave.

FROM - MOVE-OVER.org

 

Since the 1930s, the Department of State has become a government within a government and a department that serves the left by manipulating the Fourth Estate through ‘leaks.’ Does the name Harry Hopkins ring a bell?...probably not if you went to a government run school in the last two and one half generations. If one wants to know, what is the Fourth Estate? Don’t look to Wikapedia since it returns a blank page. Interesting!

Perhaps you’ve heard of Richard Armitage, who is one of the last in a line of dupes to be corrupted by the culture within the Department of State. He was almost in the news a while back. Maybe you’ve heard of Lord Thomas MacAulay who wrote on the eve of our Great Civil War (war between the states) “…your republic will be as fearfully plundered and laid waste by barbarians in the twentieth Century as the Roman Empire was in the fifth;—with this difference, that the Huns and Vandals who ravaged the Roman Empire came from without, and that your Huns and Vandals will have been engendered within your own country by your own institutions.” Maybe like the State Department.

Nowhere in the labyrinthine structure of our federal government will one find a more entrenched, self serving, left leaning bureaucracy than at State. This is especially true of the ill named Foreign Service. The Foreign Service mentality is so like the top level of the Former Soviet Union that the comparison actually frightens me a bit. Orwell could have used them, down on the farm, as role models for those more equal than others.

If I were brainwashed by the PC drive by media, I would probably insert a qualifier here, something like…I know that there are some good, dedicated people at State/FS but…Well my comment to you FSers, all of you, is this: Get your house in order! Expose every individual in your organization that would give aid and comfort to enemies of liberty and freedom. Your cushy life style is being paid for by today’s taxpayers and bygone generation’s blood.”

Now, to make such bold statements, it has been my experience that credentials are required. Here are mine. I lived and worked 12 of the past 27 years in the Middle East. I advised a few Congressmen and Senators on Middle East policy. I politely proselytized for my Faith and promoted my countries traditional values while doing my very best to respect my host countries laws and customs. (Very unlike most of the DOS/FS personnel that I’ve known) I made good friends among the mostly Muslim nationals with whom I worked. All the while, helping my company, the evil (name redacted), earn reasonable profits on shareholder’s investment.

In 1983, I had the pleasure of meeting someone at the Dharhan, KSA Consulate who did give service to a few US Nationals. His name is Gunnery Sergeant (Name Redacted) and he got me a cold beer from the guard detail’s stash. After a 5 month drought, well I think you understand my affection for the Gunny. I do hope his mind wasn’t corrupted by the mindless he guarded.

 

The Fairness Doctrine – The Commie Muzzle

Is Fidel Castro in 'grave' condition? Is he dead? Is he in a coma? Would you trust Granma to tell you the truth? Granma is the widely read official newspaper of the Central Committee of the Cuban Communist Party.

Cuban media is controlled by the Cuban government through anti-government propaganda laws. The national newspapers of Cuba are not directly published by the government. They are published by various Cuban political organizations, notably the Cuban Communist Party, which is the only legal party in Cuba.

The 1^st Amendment of the US Constitution states: “Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech or of the press…” It would seem that law in Cuba and law in the United States are very much at odds.

Hold on; maybe not. The ill named “fairness doctrine”, a regulation issued by the Federal Radio Commission and played with by its successor, the Federal Communications Commission, since 1969, attempts to control speech over the licensed airwaves through its bureaucracy and the Federal Courts. This regulation begs the constitutional question of whether radio, television and the internet are part of “The Press.” This writer’s opinion is that, if sent to the Supreme Court today, justices Roberts, Thomas, Scalia, and Alito, would say yea and Justices Souter, Breyer, Stevens, and Ginsburg would say nay and Justice Kennedy’s “swing vote” would decide whether you can listen to Boortz, Limbaugh and Hannity within sixty days of an election. The current makeup of the court makes it easy to understand why lefty democrats don’t want and fight, lie, cheat, and steals to keep strict constructionist jurist off the Supreme Court.

As reported by FMQB’s Website:

Over the weekend, the National Conference for Media Reform was held in Memphis, TN, with a number of notable speakers on hand for the event. Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) made a surprise appearance at the convention to announce that he would be heading up a new House subcommittee which will focus on issues surrounding the Federal Communications Commission.

The Presidential candidate said that the committee would be holding "hearings to push media reform right at the center of Washington.” The Domestic Policy Subcommittee of the House Government Reform Committee was to be officially announced this week in Washington, D.C., but Kucinich opted to make the news public early.

In addition to media ownership, the committee is expected to focus its attention on issues such as net neutrality and major telecommunications mergers. Also in consideration is the "Fairness Doctrine," which required broadcasters to present controversial topics in a fair and honest manner. It was enforced until it was eliminated in 1987. (By a Ronald Reagan Veto)

Kucinich said in his speech that "We know the media has become the servant of a very narrow corporate agenda" and added "we are now in a position to move a progressive (ed. comment read socialist / communist) agenda to where it is visible."

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Now making things visible is not the usual democrat methodology. Take exempting American Samoa from the minimum wage bill just passed in the House of Representatives.

But hey Dopey Denny, bring that fairness doctrine garbage back out there in the daylight and see if the hue and cry from conservatives and the new alternative media doesn’t trump your intentions. The Right will cover your lapdog main-stream mouthpieces with more lawsuits, for fairness, than the ACLU has lawyers.

Mike Sharq

OBAMA'S DRAFT OF HIS STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

1/27/09

Thank you all. Mrs. Speaker, Vice President Dean, members of Congress, members of the Supreme Court, and diplomatic corps, distinguished guests, and comrades:

I first wish to commend the Senate for helping me head off a constitutional crisis, with their quick confirmation of the five new Supreme Court Justices who sit with us here tonight. The FBI and Capitol Police continue to investigate the circumstances which surround the tragic automobile accident that took the lives of Justices Alito, Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas when the Toyota Prius, in which they were carpooling, was T-boned by the SUV, driven by Justice Kennedy, on their way to my inauguration. Adding further to the tragedy was Justice Kennedy’s impalement on the SUV’s steering column when the vehicles’ airbag failed to deploy. Justice Kennedy was not wearing his seat belt, a clear violation of law. The departments of Justice and Transportation are also investigating the auto manufacturers.

As I promised in my campaign, we will always look for new and progressive ways forward and I believe that Bill and Hillary Clinton, serving as the first husband and wife team on the Court, demonstrates my commitment to that promise. I’m sure that Justices Souter, Ginsberg, Stevens, and Breyer, join their new associates, John Edwards, Dennis Kucinich, and Al Franken in wishing the Clintons well as Co-Chiefs.

My fellow comrades, I have been informed by the NSA, as authorized by FISA, and other intelligence gathering agencies of the government, that there is considerable telephone and internet traffic suggesting a possible conspiracy in the death of the Supremes. It is imperative that this cease now. The executive orders which I issued to the FCC, under the “Fairness Doctrine” to halt “Talk Radio’s” sedition could be extended to individuals if we don’t get refocused on our two global emergencies immediately.

I outlined in my inaugural address that my administration will focus on two issues and two issues only: global warming and full global employment. I am again grateful to Congress and to Speaker Pelosi for shutting off debate and passing the enabling legislation quickly so that we can begin tomorrow morning.

The “Full Employment” treaty with the United Nations, which the Senate ratified yesterday, coupled with congressional passage of the “Full Employment” bill will once and for all bring peace and prosperity to the entire globe. Key components of the treaty and legislation consist of: elimination of the minimum wage, establishment of a 40% flat income tax, without exemptions, for all non-government employees and the establishment of a non-partisan commission to set government employee’s pay rates. Replacing the private sector minimum wage is a maximum wage that will be initially set at $11.00 per hour. This rate will be locked in until we reach full global employment.

The “Global Warming Reduction” initiative, also a joint program of the US and the UN, will generate the jobs necessary to reach the goal of full universal employment. Administered by the GSA, Government Services Administration, the program will turn the entire global economy into a giant construction contractor. In keeping with its long standing policies of private sector involvement, the GSA is reviewing lists of “Affirmative Action” qualified construction management firms. One will be selected to be the “global program director.”

The first mission of the “global program director” is to implement the measures required to halt “man caused” global warming. All fossil energy consumption will be reduced by 50% by year end 2010.

The second mission of the GPD is to contract for the construction of the necessary infrastructure to stop global warming. My GW Czar, Al Gore, will advise the GPD and their UN counterparts on the surface and sub-surface projects which will be required.

Czar Gore has informed me that along with the cuts in fossil fuel use and rapid construction of wind and solar projects, coupled with the behemoth projects to cap continental and sub-ocean volcanoes, we can whip this global warming thing by 2020.

Comrades, my predecessor, George W. Bush warned you that the war on terrorism would be long. Well, the war on global warming may be long too. But with brothers and sisters, of all faiths, busy shoveling rocks into volcanoes, isn’t it great to know that there’s no time for killing. I really feel good vibrations here.

I know that you’ll sleep better tonight knowing that we’re here looking out for you.

I would ask for your consideration on one matter. Due to the security concerns of the office that I hold, I need to be exempted from this fuel reduction thing. I need Air Force One and my bullet proof customized Navigator.

Peace Be Upon You

BHO

Transcribed By:

Mike Sharq